{"id":19459,"date":"2023-10-29T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-10-29T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/?p=19459"},"modified":"2023-10-29T17:26:05","modified_gmt":"2023-10-29T16:26:05","slug":"hodni-muzi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/en\/hodni-muzi\/","title":{"rendered":"Ne\u0159\u00edkejte n\u00e1m, \u017ee jsme hodn\u00ed, nebo n\u00e1s uraz\u00edte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201eM\u016fj Mil\u00e1nek je tak stra\u0161n\u011b hodnej a\u017e je dokonalej! Nakoup\u00ed, uklid\u00ed, uva\u0159\u00ed, upe\u010de, do hospody nechod\u00ed, sprostej nen\u00ed, na fotbal a hokej ne\u010du\u010d\u00ed, v&nbsp;posteli m\u011b neotravuje, z\u00e1chodov\u00e9 prk\u00e9nko v\u017edycky d\u00e1v\u00e1 dol\u016f. Prost\u011b je fakt hodnej. Co v\u00edc bych si mohla p\u0159\u00e1t?\u201c<\/strong><\/p><br>\n\n\n\n<p>Tak\u00e9 m\u00e1te pocit, \u017ee ta \u017eena mluv\u00ed o sv\u00e9m d\u00edt\u011bti, ba co h\u016f\u0159 \u2013&nbsp;o retardovan\u00e9m jedinci? Vychvalovan\u00fd dokonal\u00fd tvor zat\u00edm sed\u00ed vedle n\u00ed, pokyvuje hlavou jako ply\u0161ov\u00fd pejsek na zadn\u00edm plat\u011b za oknem vozu a s&nbsp;neur\u010dit\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem \u010du\u010d\u00ed do d\u00e1li.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>P\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9 d\u00e1my z\u00edraj\u00ed na Mil\u00e1nka a jeho oholen\u00e9 l\u00edce se v&nbsp;jejich o\u010d\u00edch m\u011bn\u00ed na r\u016f\u017eov\u00e1 l\u00edce Magdaleny Dobromily.&nbsp;V o\u010d\u00edch p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00fdch mu\u017e\u016f je Mil\u00e1nek blbec.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Nic proti hodn\u00fdm a dokonal\u00fdm mu\u017e\u016fm. Jen\u017ee Mil\u00e1nek a jemu podobn\u00ed spadaj\u00ed do kategorie p\u016flmu\u017e\u016f, kter\u00fdm se po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e1 \u010distokrevn\u00e1 \u017eena vyh\u00fdb\u00e1 obloukem. P\u016flmu\u017e je toti\u017e stvo\u0159en\u00ed, kter\u00e9mu mu\u017esk\u00e9 pohlav\u00ed zapsali v&nbsp;matrice do rodn\u00e9ho listu, av\u0161ak mu\u017ee m\u00e1 v&nbsp;sob\u011b asi tolik, co Herodes l\u00e1sky k&nbsp;d\u011btem.<\/p><br>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/\u0147ouma-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"Hodn\u00fd mu\u017e, nebo sp\u00ed\u0161 \u0148ouma?\" class=\"wp-image-19466\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/\u0147ouma-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/\u0147ouma-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/\u0147ouma-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/\u0147ouma-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/\u0147ouma-2048x1365.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/\u0147ouma-800x533.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/\u0147ouma-400x267.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/\u0147ouma-500x333.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/\u0147ouma-1170x780.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/\u0147ouma-590x393.jpg 590w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><br>\n\n\n\n<p>Norm\u00e1ln\u00ed mu\u017e pom\u016f\u017ee v&nbsp;dom\u00e1cnosti podle sv\u00fdch mo\u017enost\u00ed a schopnost\u00ed a dob\u0159e v\u00ed, \u017ee \u0161roubov\u00e1k mu sice v&nbsp;ruce slu\u0161\u00ed v\u00edc, ne\u017e prachovka, ale je-li zapot\u0159eb\u00ed, dok\u00e1\u017ee ji vz\u00edt do ruky i bez \u0161t\u00edtiv\u00e9ho v\u00fdrazu. Norm\u00e1ln\u00ed mu\u017e v\u00ed, kde se zap\u00edn\u00e1 vysava\u010d a je mu dob\u0159e zn\u00e1m\u00fd term\u00edn \u201e\u0161t\u011btka na WC\u201c. Tu dokonce um\u00ed pou\u017e\u00edt. A do t\u0159etice \u2013 norm\u00e1ln\u00ed mu\u017e zvl\u00e1dne uva\u0159it \u010daj, um\u00edchat vaj\u00ed\u010dka \u010di oh\u0159\u00e1t p\u00e1rek, tref\u00ed do samoobsluhy i bez navigace, v\u011bt\u0161inou se docela r\u00e1d pod\u00edv\u00e1 na n\u011bjak\u00e9 to sportovn\u00ed utk\u00e1n\u00ed a v&nbsp;posteli m\u00e1 i jin\u00e9 touhy, ne\u017e jen sp\u00e1t jak nemluvn\u011b.<\/p><br>\n\n\n\n<p>Norm\u00e1ln\u00ed mu\u017e t\u0159\u00eddy AA pak nav\u00edc dok\u00e1\u017ee uva\u0159it neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e9 dobroty, co\u017e \u010din\u00ed s\u00a0radost\u00ed tehdy, kdy\u017e nemus\u00ed a nikdo ho do toho nenut\u00ed. Dokonce krm\u011b stvo\u0159en\u00e1 jeho rukama b\u00fdv\u00e1 mnohdy lep\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e ta, kterou vytvo\u0159\u00ed jeho \u017eena.\u00a0M\u00e1 toti\u017e bujnou <a href=\"https:\/\/cs.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fantazie\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">fantazii<\/a>, dob\u0159e vyvinut\u00e9 chu\u0165ov\u00e9 bu\u0148ky a v\u00edc odvahy experimentovat.<\/p><br>\n\n\n\n<p>T\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 v\u0161ichni mu\u017ei, vyjma Mil\u00e1nk\u016f, tak\u00e9 n\u011bkdy zapomenou d\u00e1t dol\u016f st\u00e1le dokola diskutovan\u00e9 z\u00e1chodov\u00e9 prk\u00e9nko, nebo si ob\u010das vyraz\u00ed s&nbsp;kamar\u00e1dy pokl\u00e1bosit. T\u0159eba i do t\u00e9 hospody. A by\u0165 vzhledem k&nbsp;n\u00e1rok\u016fm, v&nbsp;dne\u0161n\u00ed dob\u011b na n\u011b kladen\u00fdm, opravdu mnohdy usnou bez sexu d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e na n\u011bj v\u016fbec pomysl\u00ed, kdy\u017e o nich&nbsp;\u017eeny hovo\u0159\u00ed jako o kanc\u00edch, jsou spokojen\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Pokud by ve\u0159ejn\u011b hl\u00e1saly, jak\u00e1 je v\u00fdhoda, \u017ee po nich v&nbsp;posteli nic necht\u011bj\u00ed, bu\u010f by se hanbou propadli na druhou stranu zem\u011bkoule, nebo by ze sv\u00e9 partnerky i za cenu infarktu myokardu vyrobili trhac\u00ed kalend\u00e1\u0159. Dali by j\u00ed do t\u011bla tak, \u017ee by o sexu necht\u011bla sly\u0161et nejm\u00e9n\u011b p\u016fl roku.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>A mo\u017en\u00e1 to v\u00fdsti\u017en\u011b shrnul Lud\u011bk, kter\u00fd sv\u00e9 \u017een\u011b Kate\u0159in\u011b p\u0159i odchodu od \u201eMil\u00e1nk\u016f\u201c \u0159ekl: \u201eM\u016f\u017ee\u0161 o mn\u011b \u0159\u00edkat, co chce\u0161. \u017de jsem ne\u0159\u00e1d, co ti doma m\u00e1lo pom\u00e1h\u00e1. Nebo \u017ee jakmile v&nbsp;televizi vid\u00edm merunu nebo puk, mus\u00edm na to civ\u011bt i kdyby mi pavouci sv\u00fdmi s\u00edt\u011bmi omot\u00e1vali p\u0159itom nohy. Klidn\u011b prozra\u010f, \u017ee p\u0159i \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed auta sprost\u011b nad\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee kdy\u017e se rozhodnu uva\u0159it, ukl\u00edz\u00ed\u0161 po mn\u011b ten binec je\u0161t\u011b dva dny. Tohle klidn\u011b v\u0161echno \u0159ekni.&nbsp;Ale nikdy, pros\u00edm t\u011b, opravdu nikdy ne\u0159\u00edkej, \u017ee jsem hodnej. To je jako bys o mn\u011b \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee jsem blbej!\u201c<\/p><br>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/black-and-white-facial-expression-fashion-1450114-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9093\" width=\"125\" height=\"82\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/black-and-white-facial-expression-fashion-1450114-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/black-and-white-facial-expression-fashion-1450114-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/black-and-white-facial-expression-fashion-1450114-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/black-and-white-facial-expression-fashion-1450114-320x213.jpg 320w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/black-and-white-facial-expression-fashion-1450114-640x427.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/black-and-white-facial-expression-fashion-1450114-360x240.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/black-and-white-facial-expression-fashion-1450114-720x480.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/black-and-white-facial-expression-fashion-1450114-1080x720.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/black-and-white-facial-expression-fashion-1450114-800x533.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/black-and-white-facial-expression-fashion-1450114-1280x853.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/black-and-white-facial-expression-fashion-1450114-400x267.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/black-and-white-facial-expression-fashion-1450114-500x333.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/black-and-white-facial-expression-fashion-1450114-1170x780.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/black-and-white-facial-expression-fashion-1450114-590x393.jpg 590w, https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/black-and-white-facial-expression-fashion-1450114.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 125px) 100vw, 125px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h4><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mzone.cz\/5-tipu-jak-byt-skutecnym-chlapem-za-muze-vzdy-hovori-ciny\/\">5 tip\u016f, jak b\u00fdt skute\u010dn\u00fdm chlapem: Za mu\u017ee v\u017edy hovo\u0159\u00ed \u010diny!<\/a><\/h4><br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eM\u016fj Mil\u00e1nek je tak stra\u0161n\u011b hodnej a\u017e je dokonalej! Nakoup\u00ed, uklid\u00ed, uva\u0159\u00ed, upe\u010de, do hospody nechod\u00ed, sprostej nen\u00ed, na fotbal a hokej ne\u010du\u010d\u00ed, v&nbsp;posteli m\u011b neotravuje, z\u00e1chodov\u00e9 prk\u00e9nko v\u017edycky d\u00e1v\u00e1 dol\u016f. Prost\u011b je fakt hodnej. Co v\u00edc bych si mohla p\u0159\u00e1t?\u201c Tak\u00e9 m\u00e1te pocit, \u017ee ta \u017eena mluv\u00ed o sv\u00e9m d\u00edt\u011bti, ba co h\u016f\u0159 \u2013&nbsp;o [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":19461,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"kk_blocks_editor_width":"","_kiokenblocks_attr":"","_kiokenblocks_dimensions":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[386,29,25,24],"tags":[593,1042,3608,17,2358,238,3437,2383,1649,718,490,280,134,131],"class_list":["post-19459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bez-obalu","category-lifestyle","category-style","category-zeny","tag-bez-obalu","tag-chovani","tag-hodny-muz","tag-lifestyle","tag-muz","tag-muzi","tag-nouma","tag-partnersky-zivot","tag-pojmenovani","tag-souziti","tag-style","tag-vztah","tag-vztahy","tag-zeny"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Ne\u0159\u00edkejte n\u00e1m, \u017ee jsme hodn\u00ed, nebo n\u00e1s uraz\u00edte - Mzone<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"\u201eM\u016fj Mil\u00e1nek je tak stra\u0161n\u011b hodnej a\u017e je dokonalej! 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